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This will never cease to make me laugh haha

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Text 28 Jul 484,004 notes

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

Yea me being born

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:(
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My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

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2013 Scarsdale Concours d’Elegance:

One of the less appreciated (by others, not me) cars of the show was this amazingly finished BMW 3.0 CSL. The judges seemed to like it.

FRICK

Dream car is a 3.0l csl

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OMGOMGOFNFO I love them so much

AWWWWWHEHE

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Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

good god… i want these kind of people in my life

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Text 20 Jul

Sooo done with life

Photo 17 Jul 13,548 notes minuty:

 

i knew he was alive…

minuty:

 

i knew he was alive…

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Photo 17 Jul 256,919 notes mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

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Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.

Yea it wouldn’t be a call it would be an owl

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i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

Video 13 Jul

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