- judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
- me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
- my lawyer: same
- me: same
- judge: same
- police: same
- obama: same
Bunny master post
So I read that when a bunny flops over like that it means they feel totally safe. They’z best budz
I wants a bun
MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU
This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.
As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.
By the power of God..
But he was working for student success…
A Fire Pit IN THE POOL
A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table
Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen
A Wine Cellar Trap Door
A Sleepover Room
A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave
A Swing-Set Dining Table
A Built-In TV for the Bathtub
A Glass-Encased Fireplace
A Loft Hammock
A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside
A Huge Round Bedroom Window
A Stained-Glass Door
A Library Staircase/Slide
A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog
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