- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
No, only my friends can call me pigfucker.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
"don’t worry i have your back" i say as i swing your spine in front of your eyes, taunting you, back and forth…back and forth…
Macleod what the fuck
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING
OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
WHY IS THIS BACK
I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY
Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back
…it dropped me in my hometown.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
- daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
- icarus: im gonna fuck the sun
Something’s off here…
"but it’s summer in california! i don’t believe you that it’s cold" shut up everyone this is san francisco not LA
We got snow yesterday in south dakota
Most accurate visual representation of psychedelics I’ve ever fucking seen.
YET ANOTHER JUAN-SCHWARTZ GIVEAWAY:
Hello, lovely followers! In honor of reaching 600 followers, double the amount I had during my last giveaway, I’m doing another! FREE STUFF!
THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS:
1ST PLACE- CHOOSE 9 ITEMS YOU WANT.
2ND PLACE- WILL GET THE REMAINING 9 ITEMS.
WHAT YOU’LL GET:
1. MEZCO TOYS- STAN & KYLE, STILL IN BOX. FROZEN KENNY ISN’T IN HIS BOX BUT DOES STILL HAVE HIS RATS WITH HIM.
2. STAN, KYLE, & CARTMAN PLUSHES (They’re 8 or 10in. tall) STILL HAVE TAGS ATTACHED.
3. CULT OF CARTMAN DVD SET.
4. BOX OF BUTTERS DVD SET- INCLUDES ALL ORIGINAL EXTRAS- THEY ARE NOT OPENED.
5. MR. HANKEY’S CHRISTMAS CLASSICS CD.
6. SOUTH PARK KIDROBOT FIGURES. (P.S THIS IS NOT MY PICTURE. I ONLY HAVE: BUTTERS, MR. GARRISON, KENNY, DEAD KENNY, BARBRADY, CHEF, RANDY, & MR. SLAVE.) ALL COME WITH THEIR EXTRAS & INDIVIDUAL STICKER CARDS. MR. GARRISON LOST HIS GLASSES- BUT HE STILL HAS MR. HAT!
7. PROFESSOR CHAOS/ BUTTERS TOY-THIS TOY HAS TWO FIGURES IN THE BOX ALONG WITH A STICKER BOOK INCLUDING BOTH BUTTERS & PROFESSOR CHAOS STICKERS.
8. MR. HANKEY TOY- COMES WITH A HOLIDAYS WITH THE HANKEYS BOOK.
1. Must be following me. ☺️ If you want to follow my personal, you could have a better chance. Please inbox me for my personal. (Don’t follow just to unfollow if you lose though, rude.)
2. Reblog as many times as you want to enter! Likes do not count.
PS: I ❤️ tags. 😉
ALL ‘PRIZES’ ARE CONSIDERED AS SEPARATE ITEMS- NOTHING IS BUNDLED TOGETHER.
GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 20TH.
Happy Blogging, South Park-a-teers!