Photo 10 Apr 1,109 notes best-of-imgur:

By the power of God..http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com


But he was working for student success…

best-of-imgur:

By the power of God..
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

But he was working for student success…

Text 10 Apr 738,197 notes 36 Things You Obviously Need In Your New Home

beben-eleben:

A Fire Pit IN THE POOL

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A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table

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Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen

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A Wine Cellar Trap Door

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 A Sleepover Room

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A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave

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A Swing-Set Dining Table

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A Built-In TV for the Bathtub

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A Glass-Encased Fireplace

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 A Loft Hammock

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A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside

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A Huge Round Bedroom Window

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A Stained-Glass Door

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A Library Staircase/Slide

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A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog

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Photo 6 Apr 284 notes wannajoke:

What we would like to see on Facebook
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Text 1 Apr 619,115 notes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Photo 31 Mar 13 notes very-demotivational:

The biggest part of happy peoplevery-demotivational.tumblr.com

very-demotivational:

The biggest part of happy people
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Text 31 Mar 152,939 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

Photo 31 Mar 219,348 notes kaldannan:

lokifirefox:

dooweeweeweeboo:

zombie1ovejuice:

weshookthesky:


The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks

that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT

ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like

So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.




This really is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

kaldannan:

lokifirefox:

dooweeweeweeboo:

zombie1ovejuice:

weshookthesky:

The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks

that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT

ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like

So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.

This really is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

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Text 30 Mar 152,939 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

Photo 27 Mar 381 notes
Photo 23 Mar 38,333 notes thelonely-suicide:

Sitting in the emergency department, I see people with broken legs, head gushes, babies screaming and crying in pain, I don’t need to be here, I’m just a little depressed, right?I was put in a locked psychiatry ward, i walked down the hall way with four police, it was completely dark with a little of two lights from the nurses station, i kissed my family goodbye not being able to look them in the eye that one last time for god knows how long, i could hear my sisters broken cry as they got escorted out, i felt insane, i was insane. This was 44 weeks ago, and I still remember every cry i had in there, every experience and every single conversation.I had to give my shoelaces, strings from my track pants so i don’t hang myself with them, i felt like i was getting punished for trying to kill myself.Sleeping was the worst, I could hear scratching on the walls from other patients, screams of plead to get out, writing on the bedroom walls saying “kill yourself now, it sucks in here”. I got woken up every 15 minutes to a huge creek of the door opening and a flash light beaming brightly in my eyes to make sure I was still alive. In the morning’s all of the patients would line up and receive our meds, the stubborn ones slipping them under their tongues and spitting them out as soon as they walked off.I had never appreciated my home more after I got discharged after 18 days of being in the psychward, I looked forward to waking up and being able to walk out side freely, i looked forward to being able to take a shower without a nurse having to watch me. What I learnt from my experience wasn’t from anything in the psych ward, it was from being in the emergency department for 4 hours seeing sick, hurt patients and learning that just because your pain may not be visible doesn’t mean it’s not there, I was just as hurt as the man on the bed crying from stomach pains, mine just wasn’t so obvious, mine was harder to notice and it doesn’t just take a bandage to fix it. Get the help you need before it get’s to this, hearing the ambulance sirens coming down your street knowing it will be for you, having police officers turning up at your door, having a strict schedule that you have no say in, and having to have every bit of your privacy taken away from you with no contact to the outside world is not fun, it’s not something you want to experience, take my advice : Get help, you deserve it and you deserve to be treated like the equal human being you are, not like a prisoner. 

thelonely-suicide:

Sitting in the emergency department, I see people with broken legs, head gushes, babies screaming and crying in pain, I don’t need to be here, I’m just a little depressed, right?
I was put in a locked psychiatry ward, i walked down the hall way with four police, it was completely dark with a little of two lights from the nurses station, i kissed my family goodbye not being able to look them in the eye that one last time for god knows how long, i could hear my sisters broken cry as they got escorted out, i felt insane, i was insane. This was 44 weeks ago, and I still remember every cry i had in there, every experience and every single conversation.
I had to give my shoelaces, strings from my track pants so i don’t hang myself with them, i felt like i was getting punished for trying to kill myself.
Sleeping was the worst, I could hear scratching on the walls from other patients, screams of plead to get out, writing on the bedroom walls saying “kill yourself now, it sucks in here”. I got woken up every 15 minutes to a huge creek of the door opening and a flash light beaming brightly in my eyes to make sure I was still alive. In the morning’s all of the patients would line up and receive our meds, the stubborn ones slipping them under their tongues and spitting them out as soon as they walked off.
I had never appreciated my home more after I got discharged after 18 days of being in the psychward, I looked forward to waking up and being able to walk out side freely, i looked forward to being able to take a shower without a nurse having to watch me. 
What I learnt from my experience wasn’t from anything in the psych ward, it was from being in the emergency department for 4 hours seeing sick, hurt patients and learning that just because your pain may not be visible doesn’t mean it’s not there, I was just as hurt as the man on the bed crying from stomach pains, mine just wasn’t so obvious, mine was harder to notice and it doesn’t just take a bandage to fix it. Get the help you need before it get’s to this, hearing the ambulance sirens coming down your street knowing it will be for you, having police officers turning up at your door, having a strict schedule that you have no say in, and having to have every bit of your privacy taken away from you with no contact to the outside world is not fun, it’s not something you want to experience, take my advice : Get help, you deserve it and you deserve to be treated like the equal human being you are, not like a prisoner. 

(Source: lonely-4am-suicide)

Video 23 Mar 265,994 notes

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One is not like the other.

Photo 23 Mar 50,532 notes peetahale:

lorygilmore:

youblowuponesun:

haus-of-ill-repute:

toocooltobehipster:

map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank

THIS IS FANTASTIC

You think this is a lot? It isn’t even all of them.

peetahale:

lorygilmore:

youblowuponesun:

haus-of-ill-repute:

toocooltobehipster:

map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank

THIS IS FANTASTIC

You think this is a lot? It isn’t even all of them.

Text 23 Mar

Anonymous asked: *whispers* you're a cutie

*whispers* so are you

Video 22 Mar 53,092 notes

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OMG

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